hijabiswag:

friendship game strong

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(Source: punkypunk)

tinarannosaurus:

"And I’m gonna learn about sex from television, so I don’t need that from you, either!"

request (x)

katalogofchaos:

I recently realized that espresso Tina is normal me.

katalogofchaos:

I recently realized that espresso Tina is normal me.

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(Source: augutsy)

Midnight loves the window! #midnight #cats #catsinwindows #cogtfo

(Source: headrubs)

joeshmo:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

it seems like my caption has spread

oh joy

(Source: classichorrorblog)

brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this than the iphone tbh

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

(Source: jusdyn)