- me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
- mum: what
- me: Virgin Mobile
- mum: go to your room
make art, read comics, drink too much coffee, run, enjoy expensive soaps, spend all my money at Sephora, try to make music, like foreign films, dye my hair constantly, spoil my cats, watch the history channel, am fascinated with space travel, waste too much time on the internet, obsess over fashion, smell every perfume in the store, play video games, want every product made by Apple....
Should I go on?